School

A place were they say you go to learn but actually they just get like shia lebouf. Also you cant have your phone out but all the teachers do is text while you work.

Teacher: "are you aloud to have your phone out in class?" student: "no,but i was just checking the Teacher: your talking back go to the office. School is a place of misery

by Mr.memememe May 5, 2017

School

A fat building

That is a fatty school

by Fattest dart November 4, 2020

School

Basically, Hell's twin

Dude 1: What do we have today?
Dude 2: Oh, school
Dude 1: But I don't want to go to hell
Dude 2: Ya same but we didn't sign up for it as well, are parents did

by jeef1012 January 30, 2019

School

See hell

The prison your mom drops you off for sixteen years. Overrated in cartoons, television shows and movies. Too much homework to handle.

Younger me: oh wow, I can’t wait to go to school! I’m going to meet so many new friends!

Mom: yeah, goodbye honey!

Me, five years later: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

by Not the smartest person October 5, 2020

School

A living hell hole where you and your friends burn.

Priest: you're going to hellwhen you die
Jimmy: School ended and hour ago

by Pepe's Child October 24, 2017

School

torture

Today I had to go to fucking school.

by 349475 April 20, 2017

School

A place like jail except you are there for only 6-7 hours a day for 5 days a week and all it's about is passing

It has horrible food like jail
Bullies like jail
Rules like jail
And you aren't allowed to leave like jail
And your parents pay to send you there
Also the average school student has the same amount of anxiety as the average psychiatric patient in the 1950's
Another thing is that they don't prepare you for real life

Tim: I graduated from school with all A's
Bob: What did you learn from school
Tim: I forgot

by Wideeyedweirdo June 26, 2020