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A good game which becomes even greater because it makes idiots on the Internet furious. These idiots, known by terms such as tourneyfag, tourneytard, faggot, queer, NEERRD, and other such names believe that this is a bad game because they can no longer wavedash. The real story is that they don't want to have to learn how to play Brawl so they would rather complain about it, fail at ruining the fun for everyone else, engage in fanboy entitlement, or try to hack the game and turn it into Melee: No Fun Championship Turbo Edition 95.
A good game which becomes even greater because it makes idiots on the Internet furious. These idiots, known by terms such as tourneyfag, tourneytard, faggot, queer, NEERRD, and other such names believe that this is a bad game because they can no longer wavedash. The real story is that they don't want to have to learn how to play Brawl so they would rather complain about it, fail at ruining the fun for everyone else, engage in fanboy entitlement, or try to hack the game and turn it into Melee: No Fun Championship Turbo Edition 95.
Person A: Damn, Super Smash Bros. Brawl is great. But what could make it even better?
Person B: *whines about no wavedashing, pratfalls, and other stupid shit*
Person A: Thanks, that's just what I needed! *picks Yoshi, goes to Smashville and owns Person B*
Person B: Damnit! If I was on Final Destination and if items were turned off and if I had picked Fox instead of Falco I would have beaten your casualfag ass!
Person B: *whines about no wavedashing, pratfalls, and other stupid shit*
Person A: Thanks, that's just what I needed! *picks Yoshi, goes to Smashville and owns Person B*
Person B: Damnit! If I was on Final Destination and if items were turned off and if I had picked Fox instead of Falco I would have beaten your casualfag ass!
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"Gave this bitch a little yatch and she hit me with some dome in the bathroom; time to update the old smash account"
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On the way back from camping, I had to pull a smash and dash at the Taco Bell. It was the only place around for miles.
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