When you jerk off in the front/bow of a ship and the cum flys in the wind hitting someone in the face and they lick it off themselves.. mmmmm a salty mariner
by Jontssss May 16, 2021
Get the salty marinermug. by scottn June 15, 2006
Get the salty slapmug. Getting blowjob from an old lady with a stoma. After she swallows she covers her mouth and nose and blows the cum out from the hole in her neck.
Last night Todd got a blowie from the stoma lady. She gave him a salty blowhole. He ended up with jizz in his eye.
by Agent Q1Z July 27, 2018
Get the Salty Blowholemug. A cute girl who has an attitude that is caustic, sarcastic, and bitter at the world to some degree. As with any salty individual, it's often a mask to hide insecurity, but not always.
That paramedic on my last shift was one salty doll. A bit of a jerk on the outset, but she was great and had a good sense of humor once she gained some respect and let down her guard.
by AmericanPanoply February 17, 2018
Get the salty dollmug. The sexual act involving busting as many nuts in a watermelon and letting it soak in before eating it.
by A.V.S.C. April 30, 2023
Get the Salty Melonmug. The definition of a good looking person according to Joey Essex from the TV series The Only Way Is Essex
Joey: All I wanna do tonight is find a salty potato and I'll be sweet
Mario: A What?
Joey: Salty potato
Mario: What's a salty potato?
Joey: A salty girl, a sort. Do you like potatoes?
Mario: They're all right
Joey: Do you like salt?
Mario: Yeah
Joey: Salty potato
Mario They're not good for you though
"Damn, she is one salty potato!"
Mario: A What?
Joey: Salty potato
Mario: What's a salty potato?
Joey: A salty girl, a sort. Do you like potatoes?
Mario: They're all right
Joey: Do you like salt?
Mario: Yeah
Joey: Salty potato
Mario They're not good for you though
"Damn, she is one salty potato!"
by iliketrashytv March 19, 2012
Get the Salty potatomug. by Judicious June 25, 2007
Get the Salty Cyclopsmug.