Safety windmill 

The act of windmilling before coitus. Ensures readiness and boosts performance.

Man I safety windmilled last night. She said I was awesome!

Thanks safety windmill!

Safety windmill by Badmanh May 27, 2016

safety circle

The anti-social circle formed by a group of women at parties. Frequently formed by a group of sorority sisters at frat parties.

This party is so lame, all the girls are just staying in their safety circles.

safety circle by grumbledum January 1, 2017

safety wee 

The act of urinating before embarking on any journey/activity to minimise the likelihood of being caught short or the need to urinate interrupting your activity. An especially useful tool for young children.

"I'm going for a safety wee before the film starts - I don't want to have to miss anything!"

safety wee by Lifeofloaf January 16, 2017

Safety Fart 

When you've been having the runs so you have to go to the bathroom just to fart

"I've been having to perform safety farts all day since I shit myself yesterday."

Safety Fart by FujiIsFine April 13, 2017

Safety fart 

When you have diarrhea, so you fart into the toilet because you're scared you might shit your pants.

Anthony had Mexican for lunch today, and now he has to keep getting up to safety fart in the restroom.

Safety fart by Hobby-less May 21, 2017

safety fuck 

Someone you agree to have sex with if you haven’t before the age of 16.

‘Dude, I won’t be a virgin on my 16th. I’ve got a safety fuck.’

safety fuck by Rayhan_103 September 4, 2017

Safety Scissors 

When a guy and a girl scissor but the guy cups his balls with one hand so they don’t get crushed

Damn, that safety scissors was so intense I bruised my hand

Safety Scissors by Thog3.2 October 7, 2017