swag

short, blunt variant of metrosexual; a straight urban male who pays close attention to his appearance and is savvy to the latest trends, gossip, etc.; a man who acts like a stereotypical queer man in every place but the barroom and the bedroom

Cindy glanced at Eric, who was out for a smoke, and then remarked to Amy, "God, why are all the hot guys gay around here?"
Amy recoiled. "What are you talking about?"
"Look at Eric. You can tell he works out and he dresses way better than I could even if I could afford it. He always jokes-"
"Cindy," Amy interrupted, "I hope you're kidding. Eric is so not gay."
"Oh, don't give me that. He's so-"
Amy interrupted again. "Umm, his nickname is 'Eric Fletcher, the Vagina Stretcher.' He's a swag. I can't believe you didn't know."
Cindy glanced back at Eric again and licked her lips.

by Asa B. Goodsoul April 25, 2007

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Swag is an acronym used by a group of men in the U.S.A. during the 60s that means...

S- Secretly
W- We
A- Are
G- Gay

Unknowing Jerk That Everyone Hates: I've got so much SWAG

Knowing Person: Yes. Yes you do.

by TotallyAwesome July 22, 2012

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SWAG means Secretly, We Are Gay. It was invented in 600 B.C by Master Chong. He would fight other masters using kung-fu, and yell out swag, because he would come in contact with his opponent and he would tell them that secretly he was gay, and the opponent knew, because he was also gay. All Masters knew this, and this was the way of gay marriage. Masters would make their own gay families of asians, and pass down the phrase "swag" to their gay faggot children over centuries. Now you see Asians saying swag down the street, typical Asian tradition. When you see two Asian males with OBEY hats saying SWAG to each other, you know the deal.

Asian Guy: SWAG?
Other Asian Guy: SWAG.

by Teemo The Tank January 17, 2013

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