stfu

A statement which clearly denotes its user as being

A)twelve or under

B)a virgin

C)someone who uses "words" such as 1337 or leet and is in fact

D) a n00b

E)who also uses "words" teh and pwn

F)who would in fact be stomped to death by one such as myself in real life

G)and would also be owned by a real player in CS or any other fps of their choosing

me: That's the third knife kill I've gotten on you this game, putzer!

pimply faced virgin:stfu, I'll get my awp and show you!

me: ~snikty snikt~ that's four, shut up and play.

by guy who was just upper deckin' your ma May 22, 2004

stfu you cocksucker

General insult towards a single person who cannot stop talking. eg. "H2Haxor, im sick of your shit. STFU YOU COCKSUCKER OR ILL BAN YOUR ASS!"

ffs, stfu you cocksucker, im sick of your shit.

by Epheral September 7, 2008

STFUC

Shut The Fuck Up Cancer
To all those who are dealing with the monster of any type of cancer, that has seemed to have taken over their life. Or is in the process of dealing with the hardships of cancer personally or to someone near you.

STFUC, I won't let this shit take over my life.

by diamondmakeup13 August 24, 2010

stfuastfd

Means shut the fuck up and sit the fuck down.

Jewish kid: MOMMY A PENNY FELL OUT OF THAT GUYS POCKET!!! LET ME GRAB IT!
Non jewish stepdad: stfuastfd before I whoop your curly headed ass.

by CaptainCaleb December 27, 2010

stfu

shut the fuck up

''Carmen you really need to stfu before i beat you rot.''

by Alf<3 March 12, 2009

stfu

1)Despite its original intentions, it is most often interpreted as "Stuff You" written in shorthand.
2)Intended to mean shut the f**k up.

Hey, stfu man.

by Willy Johnson November 4, 2003

STFU

State Tenant Farmer's Union.

STFU. It's in American history, guys!

by ms devious July 7, 2006