Birmingham Stank

A sex position in which a man poses as a University of Alabama football player in order to get laid, then farts in the girl's face when she takes off her clothes.

"Damn, dude, I heard Eric gave a girl the Birmingham Stank last night."
"Oh shit!"
"Literally."
"It was a wet one?!?!"

by StanfordBamaMan July 4, 2012

Stank-fist

A charming, yet impersonal, gift from the wang to the poonanny.

Cornelius: Hey grandpa! You gave her the ol' stank-fist didn't you?
Grandpa: OhOhOohOollllllhlllLLlllLOoooooooh.....

by Zevi McRamulation January 30, 2008

Whore Stank

The smell your side whore or prostitute leaves on your body, your junk and your clothes. The smell of sex.

Always the olfactory trigger that your steady girl or wife tries to sniff out when you get home. They have a nose for it.

A true player gets the whore stank off before he goes home.

I stopped at the gas station to wash my junk in the sink and take a french bath to get the whore stank off before meeting my wife for dinner.

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019

stank waffles

dirty ass pussy.

cheyenne got the stank waffles.

by aDamnHardOn December 14, 2015

Stank Hoe

Its about the same as Crusty Bitch but it is still moist. Its much like a sponge.
It comes from being a hoe for to long. You cant change it unless you take a bath.
You Stank Hoe. go take a bath i can smell you from here. if your not a Stank Hoe

take a bath. Stank Hoe

mother:come on Timmy we have to take the groceries home.
timmy:look mom theres a STANK HOE.
mother:watch your mouth dont talk to strangers like that............never mind hurry.
STANK HOE:come here baby.
mother:RUNN!!!!!!
timmy: 0_0 (0-0)__#+==@!%$#

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not today. BEGONE YOU STANK HOE.
StankHoe:fine ok i dont care gosh

police:put your hands up
Stank Hoe:*runs faster* hehehehehehehe bitch heheheheh

non of these names belong to anyone of my freinds sorry if i offended you.

by Musty Carrot November 30, 2020

stank ring

I now pronounce you brown eye n' eye.

On Valentine's Day he shifted from stank ring to (say it fast) all the peanuts in the world.

by Everybody here February 12, 2008

stank hug

A hug from someone who you dont like who also reaks of too much stinky cologne.

"everyone in our office hides when chris comes in because they dont want to get a stank hug"

by freedogger March 19, 2010