should have polished the wood

What you should have done...instead of getting her pregnant!

He: "Damn! I should have polished the wood instead of knocking you up!"

She: "You were. But you forgot I was there!"

by Carl J. Maltese November 9, 2007

Shoulder Rape

1: When someone comes up to another person and grips the "victim" 's shoulder. Can either move the hand or keep it in the same position, but the exclamation "Shoulder Rape~" must be shouted for it to be true Shoulder Rape.

2: The exclamation used when the above occurs.

1: Denton: *sneaks up on unsuspecting Kevin* *grips shoulder* "SHOULDER RAPE~"

Kevin: "Aaaargh~"
(But we all know that everyone loves Shoulder Rape ;D)

2: "Hey, shut up or I'll Shoulder Rape you!"

by Tyrannosaurus-Alex July 31, 2010

we should do something sometime

an excuse for someting to say at the end of conversations or after meeting with an old friend.

hey carla! i havnt seen you in ages!
yeah.. we should do something sometime...
sure thing!

by Qwerty April 21, 2004

i think we should see other people

What a hoebag says when they want to break up with you most likely because they are seeing someone else. This means "haha, i already am seeing other people. fuck you."

I think we should see other people. You and I aren't meant to be.

by mcnuggetdestroyer April 23, 2018

shouldered

When you are walking down the street and someone gets in your way so you lean your shoulder into him when you collide.

That lame ass was looking down at his iPod while walking so I shouldered him.

by SirFWALGMan September 25, 2009

Shoulder shot

verb.

The act of throwing a shot over one's shoulder to create the impression of drinking it when you don't want to/can't.

Did Brad really take all those tequila shots and stay sober?

Nah bro, he took shoulder shots all night because he can't handle his booze

by ZeChainsaw August 1, 2011

monkey shoulder

The slouch one gets after excessive masturbation.

Steve tried to hide the fact he was touching himself in the Wendy's bathroom, but came out with a serious case of monkey shoulder.

by MacDaddy6.9 November 12, 2017