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Shit is the amount of fucks given when your wife who you already cheated on cheats on you. Oh, and also a dickbag.
Friend: "Hey, I heard your wife cheated on you."
You: "I don't give two shits." Aka, I don't give a FUCK that she cheated. "I cheated first."
Friend: "Wow you fucked up your own marriage you piece of shit"
by Cats_Are_BOSS! April 27, 2019
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When you take such a bad crap, there’s literally nothing else that can be used instead of it
Me: I just took a MASSIVE crap
Friend: so you just took a shit.
by Who the hell am I June 6, 2019
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Lil pump is shit
by Bigladprince419 December 31, 2017
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Shit is the bad word for poop :)
Dad: Shit!?!
Daughter: Dad! Don’t say bad words!
by Yeahdur July 4, 2020
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by Spanky December 8, 2003
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shitting

being or getting excited.
Kayla: Guess what?
Ryan: What?
Kayla: Schools out 20 days earlier this year.
Ryan: I'm Shitting!!
Kayla: Yah I know I totally shat when I heard that.
by ohboii July 22, 2006
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