Sea Squirt

Reaching one's climax whilst in an aquatic environment, usually followed by a very visible amount of bodily fluid in said environment.

Did you give that sex on the beach a try man?
Yeah, the bitch made the hugest sea squirt I ever saw!

by Stormwhisper February 27, 2009

sea bass

someone who is always out of the loop, and never knows what's really going on.

W: look at that sea bass over there, wat an idiot!
Sea bass: hey, did u say something?
W; nah, nothing
sea bass: oh, ok

by Rahul moley September 13, 2006

Sea of Thieves Virgin

Someone who plays Sea of Thieves as a hardcore game and thinks it's their life. A Sea of Thieves virgin is anyone who grinds on Sea of Thieves adventure mode.

"Hey George is a Sea of Thieves virgin."

"Really? Isn't Sea of Thieves meant to be relaxing?"

"Yea but they think the game's hardcore."

by 69 OF DA 420 April 4, 2021

Sea Food Salad

N. The anal secretions of small dogs often smelling like Fish bait or Chum. Fucking Gross!!

God Damn dog scooted her ass on the blanket and it smells like Sea Food Salad.. Fuck!!

by C.A. November 13, 2006

sea shepherd

A lot of crazy bastards sailing about the seas, killing Japanese scientists for killing whales. It's too bad that the eye for an eye revenge strategy doesn't actually make progress happen, or else maybe their tactics would get them somewhere in this world. Of course not.

Yeah, guys, I want my whale brethren to live a peaceful, undisturbed life, too. But you don't see me running around the world killing the Japanese.

It must be realized, however, that anyone willing to sail around the arctic for years, freezing your ass off and risking death, must be mentally unstable anyway. What else did we expect?

Will's dad was a sea shepherd, and so he was constantly being followed around by Animal Planet film crews.

by Four score and seven fails ago October 20, 2009

Sea Biscut

The act of farting while wearing a wetsuit. The fartbubble travels up the suit and expels through the collar making a fart like noise.

Dude! That hot blonde just ripped a hotdog flavored sea biscut.

by Crass October 12, 2004

Sea Lion

Sea lions are beautiful creatures. However, they lack in grace and class. Much like Gerald, the leather and mesh wearing stud of a man who beats his beyotch Carol and locks her in closets. That's where Disney's Finding Dory got the name for their retarded sea lion. You know, the one with the bucket and the eyebrow. Gerald and Gerald are one in the same. Imagine sea creature, Gerald getting it on with Becky. That would be a sight. What kinky critters. Just like Gerald and Carol. Beautiful.

Gerald the sea lion is a smexy beast. He's got those amazingly dead eyes and an eyebrow that will just make you melt. <3

by OnlyTheWorstPerson November 2, 2019