Rocket Science

A phrase used by people too stupid to know that rocketry is an engineering discipline and not a science at all.

Manager: "Can't you do anything right? It's not rocket science!"

Worker: "Actually, rocketry is an engineering discipline."

Manager: "You're fired."

by Chelonian November 30, 2010

scientology

Proof that humans are so desperate to be told what to think, rather than seek and question for themselves, that they can be easily led about by someone claiming to have the answers to all of the burning questions they are too lazy to answer for themselves. Scientology is also an example of the saying, "If you believe in nothing, you'll fall for anything." Intellectually-challenged individuals buy into a philosophy that makes them feel that the cause of all of their woes does not lie with them, but the human existence that they are trapped in.

In essence, Scientologists are a more successful version of furries. Rather than deluding themselves into thinking they are animals trapped in human bodies, they believe they are aliens trapped in human bodies. Scientology is what furrydom or trekkies would be if they became a formally-recognized religion.

"I just had someone tell me that I'm a meek "Earth native" and then said something about them being a Vorlon trapped in a human body. I'm not sure if they were from the Church of Scientology or a furry convention."

"Were they dressed in fake ears and tail?"

"No."

"Then they were probably a Scientologist."

by Onikaze April 19, 2006

science juice

A mixture of juice and energy drink, containing all the minerals and vitamins needed for the human body to survive. Can be used as the only source of energy for the body as it contains everything the body needs, at least so it appears on the nutrition facts labels. The lack of proteins and non-important minerals such as calcium are usually treated with pizzas and fast food, tho it has been proven to be possible and somewhat healthy to purely live on science juice.

Oh Josh spent two nighs up with no sleep playing darkeden and drinking science juice.

by Mike Swordfish March 17, 2011

Sciencegasm

The portmanteau of the words Science (from Latin Scire "know") and Orgasm (from Greek orgasmos "excitement, swelling"), is the sudden discharge of accumulated scientific excitement during reading, viewing or participating in scientific activities, resulting in rhythmic muscular contractions in the pelvic region characterized by intellectual and sexual pleasure.

Upon activation of the Large Hadron Collider, Jane and John were overcome with sciencegasms watching as the results came.

by Thorned Rose July 1, 2015

scief

A scammer and a thief. Typically used if someone scammed to steal something.

Yusuf scammed me and took my wallet. That scief

by rajt17 December 21, 2019

Science legs (arms)

Used to describe skinny, often pale limbs.

Whoa. Did you see the Science legs (arms) on Bill Nye in that video!

-or-
Look at that nerdy white boy, swing his science arms around, pretending he can dance.

by Nice501s June 15, 2020

Scientosis

The worship of Sexy Colonel Sanders, Megamind, and the holy honey jar.

“Hey, have you seen Megamind?”
“Hell yes, I’m a devout follower of Scientosis

by Bloodwick May 25, 2021