Vantucky Snot Rocket

A sexual act between a man and a woman occurring in the city of Vancouver, WA (also known as Vantucky). When the man indicates he is close to climax, the woman assumes a position on her knees and begins fellatio to help him through said climax. At the instant of climax, however, the man simultaneously grabs a handful of hair of the unsuspecting woman (to restrict mobility), pulls out of her mouth and deftly guides the tip of his penis so the urethra is aimed directly up one of her two nostrils. He then releases a magnificent stream of ejaculate into her nasal cavity. The woman then instinctively attempts to evacuate the ejaculate from her nostril by holding the empty nostril shut and blowing forcefully through the "plugged" nostril, blowing the semen out much like a traditional snot rocket.

She sounds like she's a little stuffed up today ... her boyfriend probably gave her a Vantucky Snot Rocket last night

by ko2blkul May 21, 2011

Rocket Balling

Quidditch for Muggles. The muggle will wear 2 rockets on feet for flight, and one on a hand for stability.

As defined by Giggs in Game Over where he wishes for his "N****z to be Rocket Balling."

by Halacris March 7, 2011

Dirt Rocket

A particularly impressive bowel movement.

Come check out this epic Dirt Rocket that I just droppped!

by barfy December 9, 2008

lap rocket

another word for a penis, weiner, boner, etc.

I porked 500 babes in the course of a day and my lap rocket was completely worn out.
Not even the biggest, blackest boner compares to my lap rocket.

by Wes S September 22, 2005

Rocket League

Basically crack cocaine. You will lose your friends. You will lose your girl-friend. You may lose your job.

Friends: "dude when's the last time you went outside"

You: "I've been playing Rocket League. What day is it?"

by Wietang-Clan June 27, 2016

Rocket Booster

When a male stuffs his erected penis and balls tightly between his thighs and has another person stare directly at both the penis and balls. It isn't considered a Rocket Booster until the Rocket Boostee' formally announces, "HEY, IT'S A ROCKET BOOSTER!"

Brett creeped up behind Ugly Bake and T-Wabes and announces ITS A ROCKET BOOSTER before getting bag-tagged

by WABEZ January 5, 2009

rocket racoon

The most Bad Ass Super Heros with a rocket launcher problem.

Me:I WANT A ROCKET RACOON TO KILL EVERYTHING ALIVE MHHJSIDRJHLIDJSHLUIDTJHIS

by RocketyangRacoon January 19, 2015