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redneck savings account

The intentional act of having too much income tax witheld from your pay, in order to get a big fat refund check at filing time.

Done by stupid people who don't realize they're giving the government an interest free loan all year.
Billy Bob: Got mah tax refund today - six hunnert some bucks!

Melissa: Ahhhh, you cashed in your redneck savings account.

Billy Bob: Huhhh?
by OldFart77 April 24, 2007
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redneck

The usual people that the comic Jeff Foxworthy uses in hsi jokes.
1.)If you think the last four word of the National Anthem are: Gentlemen, Start Your Engines...
2.)If you've ever stared at a carton on milk juice because it says concentrate...
3.)If you use the back of your pick-up truck as a swimming pool...

...YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK
by MC Illmatic July 15, 2004
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redneck tea

I ordered a redneck tea at santa fe steakhouse.
by gimmic April 16, 2008
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redneck luggage

Using a bag from a Mall department store for everyday use.
"Hey Gretchen are you ever going to stop carrying around that old Macys bag?"

"What for? My redneck luggage works just fine for my hauling around my change of clothes."
by John Dear Track and Field January 15, 2009
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Redneck Blogging

The act of writing messages on bathroom stalls/walls with a combination of grammatical and/or spelling errors. Typically, messages are left for other restroom patrons instructing them to suck/kiss/lick particular body parts, or with contact information for "morally casual" women.
Example of Redneck Blogging: "Kiss my a$$ you but holes. Fart."
by redneckblog10 March 7, 2010
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Redneck

1.) A person from a rural subculture with a jolly personality, who, despite a penchant for alcohol and bad facial hair, can be lots of fun to hang with.

2.) A racist, sexist, homophobic, or otherwise bigoted person, who thinks non-Christians are going to hell, George Bush was a great president, and trailer-park mustaches are sexy.

3.) What average, middle-class white Christians call themselves when they want to pretend they're members of a struggling minority culture.
Don't talk about politics around Ray, he's a redneck!
by The Chickens Are Revolting December 6, 2014
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redneck

at least one person in your family is one
by mateo January 6, 2004
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