by iisaltyi January 31, 2020
When you are sucking in air thru your ass to make a fart but you push out your muscles while holding your butthole open. It makes a clapping sound and makes a rancid smell.
I was gonna butt suck but then I felt my butthole stay open so instead I just had some rectal claps.
by FigaroFrank August 1, 2017
When one has the random urge to have their rectum sensationally masturbated or fucked the shit out of. This could be with fingers, a dildo or an erect penis.
Adam had the most severe case of rectal urges ever. He got a dildo and went up and down on that shit until he jizzed.
by Oggy Nelson February 4, 2022
"im not feeling well" i said right before my rectal raygun went of into my doctors ass. like a ass transplant from one asshole into the other
by Mr.somespaghetti December 11, 2019
The simultaneously contracting your abdomen and sphincter muscles in a effort to conjure up a fart out of thin air.
by Steve the Buckaneer March 10, 2019
by Rahula June 23, 2015
"I don't like that guy, he's a rectal privateer."
by The worst English student January 20, 2022