A rectal speedboat is where your partner is in the bath, you run in hover your anus just in the water and let out a ripper fart, the sound that follows sounds like a backfiring speedboat engine
Oh my partner ruined my bath last night and gave me the rectal speedboat
I’ve been victim to a rectal speedboat
I’ve been victim to a rectal speedboat
by Siege of Society December 13, 2018
a usually intangible thing to keep assholes away from you. . .
Often just a cold attitude by someone who has already had more than their fair share of assholes
Often just a cold attitude by someone who has already had more than their fair share of assholes
John: What's up with Deb? She was so blunt to me yesterday when I saw her at the mall.
Deb's Brother: It's not personal, bro, she's just got her rectal gates up. . . you know she's just getting over a bad breakup
John: Yeah, I guess she's feeling extra touchy these days, eh?
Brother: I'll let her know you're cool so hopefully next time she'll relax with you
Deb's Brother: It's not personal, bro, she's just got her rectal gates up. . . you know she's just getting over a bad breakup
John: Yeah, I guess she's feeling extra touchy these days, eh?
Brother: I'll let her know you're cool so hopefully next time she'll relax with you
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada June 06, 2010
When someone penetrates your rectal area and you are ecstatic.
The ecstasy you feel when you get booty busted.
You love it in the ass so much you are in ecstasy.
The ecstasy you feel when you get booty busted.
You love it in the ass so much you are in ecstasy.
Damn, when I went down to that new bar, the Bull and Mouth, I stayed there all night because they played the Rectal Ecstasy game.
by RebDav September 17, 2017
A rectal broom is a miniature brush used to remove particles such as dust and debris from ones rectum.
by jdjeiwbdbheh333 December 07, 2015
by cdubz284750 January 07, 2016
When you're taking a shit and you have that one last poop hanging from your rectum and you have to sway your butt back and forth on the toilet seat to get it out;
i.e. that shit that you end up wiping with the toilet paper that leaves a little clump and possible smear on the tip of your finger
i.e. that shit that you end up wiping with the toilet paper that leaves a little clump and possible smear on the tip of your finger
by Veleruvatez June 15, 2017
Myself and my partner had a hard time picking out a double ended dildo for the rectal arrangement we had planned later on in the day.
by zaharie June 05, 2019