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Rectal clap

When you are sucking in air thru your ass to make a fart but you push out your muscles while holding your butthole open. It makes a clapping sound and makes a rancid smell.
I was gonna butt suck but then I felt my butthole stay open so instead I just had some rectal claps.
by FigaroFrank August 1, 2017
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rectal nausea

The urgent need to pass a bowel movement, esp. suspected diahrreah.
Those peaches were delicious, but they gave me a terminal case of rectal nausea.
by Jim Inman August 17, 2006
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Rectal Spaghetti

When you rip your asshole open and shit comes out covered in blood. The shit is the noodles and the blood is the sauce.
“Yo this nigga just made rectal spaghetti gotta get this nigga to the hospital
by the Rectum popper January 28, 2019
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rectal broom

A rectal broom is a miniature brush used to remove particles such as dust and debris from ones rectum.
Nothing like a vigorous rectal broom cleaning after a questionable night out on the town.
by jdjeiwbdbheh333 March 14, 2016
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rectal hole

He is acting like such a rectal hole.
by rw( December 16, 2017
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rectal gates

a usually intangible thing to keep assholes away from you. . .

Often just a cold attitude by someone who has already had more than their fair share of assholes
John: What's up with Deb? She was so blunt to me yesterday when I saw her at the mall.
Deb's Brother: It's not personal, bro, she's just got her rectal gates up. . . you know she's just getting over a bad breakup
John: Yeah, I guess she's feeling extra touchy these days, eh?
Brother: I'll let her know you're cool so hopefully next time she'll relax with you
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada June 6, 2010
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Spectral Rectal

When one is participating or is forced into anal sex with a ghost or demon. This is seen in Paranormal Entity and 8213: Gacy House.
"Don't watch 8213: Gacy House man!"
"Why?"
"Spectral Rectal, 'nuff said."
"With a chick?!"
"A fugly-ass guy!"
"Oh, shit..."
by Bass Drop Donnie July 3, 2012
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