The phenomenon of being disturbed during a fap session just as one is about to blow one's load. Named after UK porn magnate Paul Raymond.
Was just about to blow my loads when, as Raymond's Law would have it, the postman rang the doorbell.
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Raymond is suffering because of every middle age teen following the newest """"""""FaBaBaB"""""" ...... i honestly dont know how to feel at this one
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Get the Raymond mug.Raymond's Mustache is a God tier entity which has assimilated with Raymond's upper lip. This mustache is in fact sentient and has partial control over Raymond's actions, thoughts, and decisions. The mustache has existed long before Raymond has been alive, however, Raymond is the mustache's favorite host thus far. This mustache's biological trail can be traced back to the early 18th century, its first host was Black Beard.
The Biology
The mustache is impervious to fire, cold temperatures, acid, hair remover, and most other dangers present to a mustache. While there is no recorded evidence of the mustache being shaved or damaged by a razor, it is able to be trimmed by the host. While there is no danger to the host from assimilation, if he host decides to attempt to remove or shave the mustache the hair follicles with pierce the brain stem, killing the host. After the hosts death the mustache has approximately 48 hours to find a new host and begin the new assimilation.
The mustache connects to the host's brain by burrowing its fair follicles through the upper lip and through the skull to attach to the brain stem. The pheromones released by the hair endings control the release and reception of different chemicals in the brain, this usually ends up in the host becoming syndical and 'grumpy'. Raymond is no different, the composition of his brain is forever changed so that the mustache will stay in one place rich in nutrients and where the climate perfectly supports its growth.
The Biology
The mustache is impervious to fire, cold temperatures, acid, hair remover, and most other dangers present to a mustache. While there is no recorded evidence of the mustache being shaved or damaged by a razor, it is able to be trimmed by the host. While there is no danger to the host from assimilation, if he host decides to attempt to remove or shave the mustache the hair follicles with pierce the brain stem, killing the host. After the hosts death the mustache has approximately 48 hours to find a new host and begin the new assimilation.
The mustache connects to the host's brain by burrowing its fair follicles through the upper lip and through the skull to attach to the brain stem. The pheromones released by the hair endings control the release and reception of different chemicals in the brain, this usually ends up in the host becoming syndical and 'grumpy'. Raymond is no different, the composition of his brain is forever changed so that the mustache will stay in one place rich in nutrients and where the climate perfectly supports its growth.
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Raylanna: Hmmmm....What should I draw?
Y/n: We all know your gonna draw a frog or a furry.
Raylanna: It's PHROG, and I draw other things.....
Y/n:Like what? Hm?
Raylanna: ...
Y/n:Exactly
Raylanna:Drawing sad phrogs and furries
Y/n: We all know your gonna draw a frog or a furry.
Raylanna: It's PHROG, and I draw other things.....
Y/n:Like what? Hm?
Raylanna: ...
Y/n:Exactly
Raylanna:Drawing sad phrogs and furries
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wh- is that Xx piper prime xX OH FUCK IT IS. YO WE BETTER RUN OH NOO NO HES COMING OH FUCK OH GOD HIS SHOE THE SHOE OF DEATH. OH NO NOOO NOOOO SPARE ME PIPER NOOOO NOOOOO PLEASE. PLEASE DONT SQUISH ME LIKE A BUG AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhHhHHHhhHhHhHhHhHhagafHhHhfGahH
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