Rachel

This is for Rachel you big fat white nasty smellin' fat bitch why you took me off the mufuckin' schedule with your triflin' dirty white racist ass you big fat bitch oompa loompa body ass bitch I'm comin' outside and I'm going to beat the fuck out of you bitch and don't even call the police today because I'm gonna come unexpected and wait on yo motherfucking ass bitch

Kakatavious:"ooooh shit! That's rachel?!"
Briana: "Yeah! She better watch out! Jasmine is comin' for her ass"

by Stfu dan July 13, 2019

Rachel Ray

A TV cook turned talkshow host who coined the phrase YUM-O, DILISH and EVOO (extra virgin olive oil), and persuades you into believing you can prepare a scrumptous meal in less than 30-minutes. She has some bizarre fettish with the word DATE(s), as in the romance type, when preparing meals. I have no love life whatsoever, so why the heck would I care about having a date with any stupid woman?? She has a ditzy, talkative personality, a scratchy voice and big birth hips.

Rachel Ray needs to trim down the enthusiasm. Her joy makes me sick.

by [e-mail] March 2, 2008

Rachel Failing

When one achieves a lower grade than a 90% in a class or on an assignment. As a noun it is Rachel Failure. In Past tense, Rachel Failed

Katie: I'm so stoked, I got an 87%!
Kieran: You still Rachel Failed.

Kieran: I have a 76% in Math!
Katie: Whoa, you're really Rachel Failing.

by Mohammed Abdul Jabar November 15, 2010

Rachael

Boss ass bitch, would even pierce her neck just to be extreme. Drags her friends places, then blames her friends for bringing her. Refers to self as dog mom even though she has a child. Believes she started any trend she follows (she kills it though so its okay) Will never stop being free-spirited.

Oh my god, did Rachael get another tattoo?

by TryMeBiotch April 23, 2018

racchi

Slang for a person of African American Descent.

Greeting: What up Racchi!

by Robert November 21, 2004

Rachel and Amber

Best friends, sexy, blonde, beautiful. they usually travel in groups of 2. Big boobies and lucious butts. Yummy :)

Rachel and Amber are so voluptuous. ;)

dude.. there goes rachel and amber..
i think i just got a chubby.

There comes a time when it becomes "Hos" before Bros.

by Koshizzle January 13, 2011

Raechel

Raechel, not to be mistaken for Rachel, who's a fake friend and SLUT, is a athletic and beautiful young lady. Mature but childish, curses a lot but is still great with younger kids. Your gay best friend.

p1: Hey Raechel!
Raechel: Whats up fucker.
p1: Nothing hoe hbu.

by gaybestfriend May 5, 2019