R Card

The card you get when a relationship becomes facebook official, AKA biggest mistake ever

I was hooking up with this girl and all she wants is my R Card, fuck that bro

by novamanpv November 9, 2011

H&R COCKBLOCK

A sevice provided by someone to prevent from being cockblocked

I almost lost Sally, luckily i had H&R COCKBLOCK.

by chriswebz October 13, 2010

r/collapse

Doomers who spend all their time preparing to die because of a global collapse

Steve: Man did you see that post on r/collapse? We're well on our way to human extinction in the next 10 years.

Mathew: stfu steve no one gives a shit

by Big_Black_Cock_727 April 3, 2022

r/creepyasterisks

Really odd subreddit where people that roleplay with asterisks creepily are posted.

discord mod: ‘*slowly licks lips* kitten *removes kitten’s bra*’
kitten: ‘nope nope nooooope’ *blocks and posts on r/creepyasterisks*

by Selever [they/them] June 4, 2021

r/Crappydesign

When someone makes something with bad design.

Guy 1: Lets go to that Pizza Time place over there!
Guy 2: it says pizz time.
Guy 1: r/crappydesign
Go down to the GIF to uh
see the rage practice game

by what king September 6, 2021

U R clueless

Some guy who talks a lot about junior grimes on urban dictionary and then gets a 100% like ratio for some reason

I really am clueless on why U R clueless definitions are so liked

by U R clueless fan June 17, 2023

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Haha keyboard go brrrrr

This is when an animal (typically a cat) accidentally jumps on top of your device's keyboard (for better results use a PC instead of a laptop). However, this word can also be achieved by accidentally falling asleep at work and mashing your head against the keyboard (skip breakfast for best results). Order and number of letters are randomized each time, so #Keyboarddestroyers are exactly the same. In this case, the word is 3crb7int8qo4n temvgehgtrtf8me,vksvrectuikeovjukrr;fercpr'w,eft'rcm9refidrm8cn7ty5mvmfv,lt;ckorwv3/6;olrkike4tuhlijtiufiyerjhctyhjukewticrhycwu.

by Anonymus25 March 20, 2023