Master Quif

What people who hate halo (gaylo) call Master Chief.

Oh are you going to go play some Gaylo with Master Quif?

by MasterQuif October 18, 2008

quäff

an expression of shock, surprise, or anger. It is a common substitute for strewth or blimey from the English, while also similar to OMG from IM speak. It cannot be used in the form of quäffing or anything to such extent.

Quäff! that giant squid just exploded out of my television and onto my couch!

by irwin schwab September 26, 2009

ass quief

When two homosexual males are having butt sex and the guy taking it up the ass cuts a fart. Some people find it debateable whether or not it is a fart or a quief, so I'm just calling it an ass quief.

"Oh my gawd, so we were doing the nasty last night, and I was all putting it in Jeff's butt when he let out an enormous ass quief! Then I had to stop because I went limp."

by Sarah Lambert February 29, 2008

Quaffle

When a woman has had sex and there are rements of the mans semen left over inside the woman's vagina and when she queefs it sounds wet. Making a quaffe sound.

Wow that quaffle sounded like a repressed fart.

by Iioveupookey266261 January 21, 2014

Baby Quief

A release of air out of a baby's vagina.

Nothing's cuter than a baby quief.

I worked at a daycare for 3 months and you wouldn't believe how many baby quiefs I heard!

That quief was little, like a, like a baby quief!

by pfunk87 September 4, 2010

Quief

When you fuck a women, and she farts through her Vagina

Kevin Reeves quiefs daily

by matt July 16, 2003

quaff

When a man lacking in testosterone grows four long hairs at the end of his chin.

Chris won't shave his quaff, it makes him look even more white trash.

by nerevar08 April 1, 2009