butt-punk

A white male teen aged to late 20's that dresses like an aspiring rap star, rides around in some 4 cylinder import POS with graphics, tail fin, and exhaust pipe that makes the car sound like a sewing machine. The car has an obnoxious sound system that pumps out the latest rap crap, and rims and tires that usually cost more than what the car is worth. Acts black,talks black, dresses black(sideways hat that is 2 sizes to big with a bandana under it, pants 3 sizes to big so when he walks he has to keep his hands around the belt line so they don't fall down and show his boxers, and rope chains around his neck.

He wonders why he can only get a job flippin burgers at Mickey Dee's or delivering pizza for Dominos cause he's just tryin to keep it real, when really, he looks like the total poser a-hole he really is. Sometimes has very short buzz cut hair and stupid looking facial hair(if the little pussy can actually grow it)

Eminem, Vanilla Ice, etc.

Did you see that butt-punk in the Honda Civic? His parents bought it for him and pay for the insurance, him and his posse think they're bad, let them go down to the hood and see how real it is down there.

by Skell February 11, 2008

Ass Punk

When a man is sodmized.

George Bush was ass punked by Dick Cheney.

by PrimordialWarlock December 15, 2008

Post-Punk

Catch-all term mainly for bands during the late 70s and early 80s who were punk yet "not punk enough." Trends amongst these bands included artsiness as in odd musical timing and signitures, off-beat hooks and . Mostly said to come after the death of punk in 77 and after the sex pistols broke up of that same year. While often refuted some say Wire was the first post punk band but so many of these bands formed during 76/77 (yet only found a distinct sound later in their careers?) that one can hardly know for sure. Post-punk would later spawn countless short lived musical subgenres such as goth rock. Post-punk technically died in the mid-80's and evolved into college rock and alternative rock.

Wire, Gang of Four, Mission of Burma, Souxie and the Banshees

by Spraypaintthewall December 16, 2004

Poseur punk

Someone who thinks their punk but doesn't follow the punk culture. These people are terrible at everything and Do not even Know Who Jello Biafra is.

Poseur Punk-urrgh i'm punk dude! Tear down the system, Simple plan rules!

Punk- ok do you like Jello Biafra and the Dead Kennedys?

PP- who?

Punk- ....

by Jay pee July 8, 2006

squatter punk

Homeless punks, either got kicked out of their houses for rebellion, or is old enough to not be able to afford a house on their own. Not someone who is lazy, becasue thier not lazy.. most of them do have jobs.. but dont make enough money to buy a house, or old enough. Most of them are nice people.

by Anonymous July 15, 2003

Anarcho-punk

Can be fleshed out in many ways... different levels of agression towards the state and some focuses are more apolitical and focused on grassroots/community. I wouldn't necessarily include Black Flag.

Anarcho-Punk Bands:
Crass
Discharge
the American Culture eXperiments
Nausea
Oi Polloi

by dr.bizerk August 4, 2008

poser goth/punk

Some fruity kid that has a bunch of piercings, possibly tattoos (depends, because some of them puss out when they realize what idiots they will look like), pretends that their lives suck as they come to school/work in the luxury sports car their daddy bought them (black, of course "like their soul"), and goes around dissing everyone's music or anyone that listens to a band that has a fanbase of over 2 because it's so not cool to listen to a band that more than 2 people have heard of. Music talent may vary, but mostly they are worthless sacks of shit, so you can only assume the music they make sucks. Also tend to write really awful and morbid poetry, with their only friend the Thesaurus so it makes them look more intelligent than they actually are (which most of them AREN'T).

Last thing that should be mentioned is that they usually wear clothing with a lot of patches on them that don't make any sense, or try to show off their "awesome" nonconformist way, but do not realize they ARE, in fact, conforming. They fit in with the queer crowd quite nicely...

Basically... well, yeah, this trend needs to END... Now go start a terrible grind core band named "Murdering Kittens", and try to look even "cooler".

Cool Goth/Punk 1: Dude, I have so many piercings
Cool Goth/Punk 2: Naw, dude, I have more piercings...
Frustrated father: Kids, kids... Lets settle this... You are both faggots..

by DDark February 25, 2005