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butt-punk 

A white male teen aged to late 20's that dresses like an aspiring rap star, rides around in some 4 cylinder import POS with graphics, tail fin, and exhaust pipe that makes the car sound like a sewing machine. The car has an obnoxious sound system that pumps out the latest rap crap, and rims and tires that usually cost more than what the car is worth. Acts black,talks black, dresses black(sideways hat that is 2 sizes to big with a bandana under it, pants 3 sizes to big so when he walks he has to keep his hands around the belt line so they don't fall down and show his boxers, and rope chains around his neck.

He wonders why he can only get a job flippin burgers at Mickey Dee's or delivering pizza for Dominos cause he's just tryin to keep it real, when really, he looks like the total poser a-hole he really is. Sometimes has very short buzz cut hair and stupid looking facial hair(if the little pussy can actually grow it)
Eminem, Vanilla Ice, etc.

Did you see that butt-punk in the Honda Civic? His parents bought it for him and pay for the insurance, him and his posse think they're bad, let them go down to the hood and see how real it is down there.
butt-punk by Skell February 11, 2008
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The type of poop that comes out in little bite sized poos in packs of 5 or more.
-Yo man did you just take a shit?

-Yeah... punk butt again.. god damn it.
Punk Butt by Punkybutt October 5, 2010

butt-punked 

being tricked into getting anal rape'd
When i was in jail a guy named Bubba knocked the soap out of my hands i bent over to get it then i realized i got butt-punked
butt-punked by Paul Voran August 13, 2007

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026