Popularity

A thing that only asshats have.

Pop: like oooommmggg did you see what that landwhale Beatrice was wearing! Like kys! She like, has 0 popularity
Me:you're a ducking asshat you shit

by Phil swift November 25, 2017

popular

someone who sleeps around

That girl is so popular

by Nilla August 4, 2003

popularity

The state of being popular. Considered to be over-rated by those who can't achieve it.

Geeks only say that high school popularity is over-rated 'cause they can't have it.

by BBQ September 2, 2008

Popular

The legit scum of the school; The people that cause inner hallway traffic; The jocks, cheerleaders and just fucking stupid bitches in a clique of people who a lot of us hate but they'll never catch the hint

Popular: Did you catch the game last night? Brah dat wassss sssoooo cool
Me: Ew get the fuck away from me you popular scum.

by AladdinBitxh March 9, 2015

popular

The people with the confidence and quick timing to make comebacks, the coolness to sound interesting, and the general knowledge to talk to anyone normal. Since most people aren't confident, fast, or interesting, they can't become popular. The rare case of someone who knows nothing about general knowledge because they don't like it will have it worse off though, especially if they have the other skills, because they will seem like a try-hard if they act popular. This goes for any age but popularity is 1 in high school when people's social interest is at its most superficial.

Jon: Ryan always has a comeback when I say something stupid.
Ben: He's popular; he talks like that all the time.

by internetless December 30, 2015

"Popular" Group

A group of 2 or more individuals in school who believe that they are amazing & can do whatever they want in school without consequence when actually they are just a bunch of sassy, rude people who get in trouble a lot & don't understand why.

*"popular" group walks by*
Person in group: Hello dorkatron
You internally: When will the "popular group" finally get punished?

by Human? May 2, 2019

popular gay

A gay that is well known, for either being a complete little bitch or snotty to others. Hangs out with others just like them and will be lonely cause of their horrible attitude.

The Popular gay was 30 mintutes late.

by Wiserofgays February 11, 2022