platitude

A platypus's attitude, in a negative way.

"Man when I went to the zoo I was given some serious platitude!"

by ebkf October 22, 2007

platinum

bling blings

iced out

by blitz jean January 2, 2004

Platimum

A Mother of gigantic proportions. A rare mother indeed!

"Your Dad surely got value for money with that Platimum!"

"You could mine that Platimum all day and still not make a dent!"

"I'm not allergic to any metals, but that Platimum brings me out in a rash!"

by Ameschch September 13, 2008

plates

Alternative version of ping-pong. Played with plastic or syrofoam playes instead of paddles. Can be played with any number of players who take turns rotating around the standard doubles ping-pong table.

I can't wait until camp when I can stay up until 5 a.m. playing plates.

by alice( in )wonderland August 9, 2006

squiter plates

A type of titty/nipple combo. Means a combination of "squiter bites" (i.e. small titties) and "saucer plates" (i.e. big nipples).

I went to lift up her shirt and there was nothing but squiter plates so I snuck in to her sisters room.

by danish nightmare February 26, 2009

Platinum

When a joke is so funny that, when used years from now, it is still hilarious.
The system typically consists of:

Bronze-Your joke Stinks

Silver-Pretty good joke, but only receives a mere chuckle

Gold-Great joke, but will not be remembered for very long

Platinum-The joke lives on forever

Jamie: Hey Randy, that joke I told about you was PLATINUM!
Josh:Yup, even though most of your jokes are bronze.
Randy: porqué?!

by J-Badizzle July 25, 2008

Platian

A programming language known only to Chris Ahn.

Platian is a good programming language.

by Anthony Pascarella June 4, 2003