Only one of the finest examples of sexual progressiveness since the classic "Dirty Sanchez", the Pittsburgh Hot Plate is the act when one partner (usually the male partner but females are encouraged) drops a duece (a turd, a poop, a number two) on a glass coffee table, while the other partner observes from below the table. This act can be enhanced if the male partner then ejaculates into the fecal matter, thereby increasing the "warmth". Sometimes referred to as the Pittsurgh Platter or Glass Bottom Boat
Not even Sharon Stone would be up for the Pittsburgh Hot Plate. You have to get someone like Linda Lovelace for that shit!
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North Platte is the shittiest town in Nebraska. While being the center of commerce for a 100 mile radius, it houses some of the dirtiest, stupid people across America. Named after one of the rivers that travel through it, the name of the town should be Twin Platte, or even just Platte. Many people traveling along I-80 find this an nice place to stop, as it is the only thing around for at least 100 miles. Don't fall into the trap of living in North Platte.
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Get the Hot Plate mug.A sexual act in which an individual lies prostrate on the ground while holding a piece of plate glass directly above his or her face, and while gripping it so as to create a flat surface in relation to the ground, another individual proceeds to defecate upon it. Some cases may also call for the feces to be smeared or squashed onto the glass using the buttocks and genitals and resulting in more artistic approach to this time-honored pennsylvanian tradition, which was first introduced by the amish in the early 18th century.
(This is notably similar to the glass bottom boat, with exception to the necessity of a coffee table and indicative only of an action concerning plate glass and shitting. Usage of the term usually denotes a higher level of mobility and/or lower social/financial stature than that of "glass boat" clientele).
Also note: In the absence of any plate glass, a welder's mask is often substituted for this application.
(This is notably similar to the glass bottom boat, with exception to the necessity of a coffee table and indicative only of an action concerning plate glass and shitting. Usage of the term usually denotes a higher level of mobility and/or lower social/financial stature than that of "glass boat" clientele).
Also note: In the absence of any plate glass, a welder's mask is often substituted for this application.
Fearing that his wife might become suspicious of a shit-stench on his clothing, the buisinessman opted for a pittsburgh plate job while attending the whorehouse.
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