American Pentathlon

An American sport similar to the Olympic pentathlon, in which competitors compete in stock car racing, throwing (American) Footballs through toilet seats, hot dog eating, M16 automatic rifle marksmanship, and lite beer drinking.

I competed in the American Pentathlon event at the Amerilympics.

by Musty Musk Man March 30, 2025

crap-pambic pentameter

A play-on for "iambic pentameter," a poetry term describing the lilt of syllables in literature. Commonly used when rappers/hip-hop "artists" throw together words that rhyme, but do not form or allude to a cohesive thought.

"Hey, listen to this new song I wrote, "Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way.Bring me a beer, hey!'"

"Yeah, that's crap. Nice use of crap-pambic pentameter tho."

by pseuzieq December 25, 2009

complete the pentagram

To have sex with an active member of all 5 branches of the US military (army, navy, Air Force, marine and coast guard).

I'm going to complete the pentagram after I sleep with a member of the coast guard.

by Some Blonde June 15, 2016

Paarl's Pentagon

A pentagon with three equal sides with two right angles on the bottom and two equal sides on top with any degree of angle connecting them.

"Yeah, so Paarl's pentagon looks kinda like and open envelope or like a roof's gable."

by SpaceJem June 11, 2019

bora pa penta

A term in the Portuguese league of legends community where some one does something stupid to have a chance at a pentakill

Bora pa penta João que assim ganhamos o jogo.
Both die.

by aSPEACIALguy December 7, 2019

Percy the Pentagram

A smilely pentagram used by Ranboo to summon demons.

Percy the pentagram is amazing.

by NovaDeDark September 4, 2021

they hit the pentagon

when something outlandish crazy sad or anything of those sorts happen, and you can reply by saying that.

insert sad edit "THEY HIT THE PENTAGON"

by theylvejhn July 12, 2024