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A term used for someone who downs a glizzy in less than 5 seconds.
If you are refered to as a Guacamole Nigga Penis, you are holy.
A term used for someone who downs a glizzy in less than 5 seconds.
If you are refered to as a Guacamole Nigga Penis, you are holy.
-Dude, jared is such a guacamole nigga penis type of dude!
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-My bad my nigga.
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+5 if used in jest, -15 if used seriously.
Internet Penis size can be effected by the uberness of one's computer, skills/skillz, general knowledge and the ability to bring it to bear in forums and chat rooms, or any other quality that causes those around you to react along the lines of "woah. pwnage."
Synonymous with e-penis
+5 if used in jest, -15 if used seriously.
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Yes it is in fact true, those pale soulless guys with the orange and sometimes red hair tend to pack in allot of sausage.
There is a myth that goes around that states that everytime a redheaded guy is insulted their penis doubles in size.
Ask your mom she felt it last night
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Yes it is in fact true, those pale soulless guys with the orange and sometimes red hair tend to pack in allot of sausage.
There is a myth that goes around that states that everytime a redheaded guy is insulted their penis doubles in size.
Ask your mom she felt it last night
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