backseat parenting

The act of parenting when the children are not yours. Often happens in a very public place where peoples parenting skills are on display to random people.

Snikklefritz Larry, you're kicking sand all over me you little frolfer.

bystander 1 Geez that's some lousy parenting
bystander 2 Your backseat parenting is getting out of hand

by popalsquatch August 20, 2012

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Asian Parents

No matter what you do, no matter what you achieve, to Asian parents, you will always be a fucking disappointment.

Asian Parents be like:

Mountains, Sky, Animals, Creatures, all beautiful (The A's in my report card)

The description of the thing (The one B)

The Asian parents: *Intensely reading the description*

by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb October 31, 2023

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Parent caller

When a sibling is over exaggerating and extremely loud just to get their parents attention so you get in trouble
Saying things really loudly like

WHY DID YOU DO THAT or OWWWWW

Dang m is such a parent caller, you barely tapper her and she yelled WHY DID YOU DO THAT like you hit her or something

by Your such a parent caller by c November 17, 2020

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Sugar parents

"Sugar parents" phrase : A wealthy family with lots of money to spend on sponsoring a child that's not theirs so they can fill the hole their problematic marriage has left in their soul.

"I need money but I really don't have enough stamina for a sugar daddy "

" Just convince the Kardashians to be your sugar parents instead"

by Imjaredim19andineverlearnedhow December 14, 2019

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