Parked

1. Something so easy its like driving a parked car

Bro that test was parked. I could have aced it in my sleep.

by dotestradomus09 March 19, 2024

Parked

1) When a day or something is boring

1: "how's your day going?" "It's going ok, parked tbh"
2: "how's that movie you saw?" "Absolutely parked, 4/10 would not recommend"

by Juiceeeboxxxx March 24, 2024

Parked

Something boring or slow

It's not even Lunch yet? This day is absolutely parked

by Yankee w/ no Yankee March 25, 2024

Parked

The vehicle is unmoving, it cannot go anywhere.

Nothing is happening, it’s boring, things are coming to a halt, they’ve been put in their place

A: Today has been absolutely parked bro.
B: nah, it’s not a wrap yet.

A: Parked, it’s over.

by Eastsidegambit April 3, 2024

Parked

Done. Over. Boring

That bit is parked (as in it’s done, it’s no longer funny)
How was that movie? It was parked (boring asf)

by Da Jagermeister April 4, 2024

Parked

When something is boring, uninteresting, or uneventful.

Man, Mr. Johnson's class was so parked today

by whybrr April 12, 2024

Packed Pamps

A nickname for a diaper fetish where people get off on sitting in a full diaper

Kevin: I just sat in my packed pamps, they're so squishy and warm!
Any normal person: What the fuck is wrong with you

by gliggy music llc April 20, 2024