Palmer

A guy with a record breaking Penis

Jeez, That guy over there! That’s a palmer!

by Palmer February 22, 2020

Megan Palmer

A strong handsome grandfather who tends to be a tad bit crusty on the chin area, abit homeless, erm quite hoboish, likes the name Bradley, a father to many.

Wow did you see Megan Palmer right there!

Fenomanal
He can come and father me anytime

by Cranky Katie May 30, 2018

Amish Palmer

Drinking Arnold Palmers while getting a hand job in a horse drawn carriage

I was shotgunning an Arnold Palmer while she was giving me an Amish Palmer in the carriage at Christmas.

by YEE F*ckin HAW October 20, 2023

Poop Palmer

(noun) A person who shits into their palm in the shower, and then throws their shit to the toilet like they're making a 3 pointer.

Person A: Hey, have you talked to Gregory lately?

Person B: No I heard he's a poop palmer.

by bowlofoatmeal February 1, 2022

ghetto palmer

When you mix cheap beer with orange juice

yeah brah! i was sitting on the porch and decided i would have myself a Ghetto Palmer!

by gucciguccigucci February 12, 2017

Palmer

Has a huge cock and fucks with all the beautiful lady’s, he gets all the girls and steals the ones that are already taken

Palmer is usually a handsome man unless birthed by an ugly woman

by Hotmomma69420 November 22, 2021

Patsy Palmer

n. Can be used as a verb. A life hurricane, a ruiner of all good things, a leech, a careless fart (seems innocent at first but then mass destruction follows), non trustworthy. Not a friend. A fiend, a dope whore

1. Wow. What happened to that family nice family? Idk, looks like they got Patsy Palmered though
2. Hey let’s take that girl in (says friend to other friend) friend 2 says “nooo, she looks like a Patsy Palmer!”
3. Hey, you want to go ruin someone’s life today? We will start small but take everyone down surrounding this one person bc we can’t have our way. ‘Idk man, I don’t know any to be a Patsy Palmer!’
3. Hey, I’m in trouble what do I do? “Maybe you could convince someone you really care for them and they will take you in, and then when they trust you, you fuck them over to keep yourself out of trouble! That’s what a Patsy Palmer would do!

by Kiki The Sh*t May 10, 2024