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Prostitute

Ethan Baxter is such a prostitute.
by crawfordd03 November 20, 2019
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Friend Prostitute

Can you think of a couple or friend who is friends with everyone. They try to be liked by all and have friends over individually at dinners or lunches to maintain relationships.

Their narcissistic need to be liked is ironic because it is impossible to share the same values, interests hobbies or beliefs as every single friend.

They compromise their values to be liked and provide a fake front or change their behaviour to suit different friends.

Also called ‘Keeping up with Joneses’
My mate is a friend prostitute as he tries so hard to be liked by all and is scared to have a difference of opinion in ‘fear of losing business’.
by Fergo2024 April 30, 2025
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virtual prostitution

An activity in which male or female sells their explicit sexual photos, videos, etc to whom they call their fans.
What do you do for work Abby?

I do virtual prostitution for all my horny fans.
by mcmurraythenigglet May 25, 2023
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Burger Prostitute

When you pay a prostitute with food instead of cash. Specifically a cheap hamburger or cheeseburger.
I paid for my prostitute last night with a happy meal instead of cash. Thats because she is a burger prostitute.
by DJRBW August 5, 2020
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message board prostitute

a person who likes to hang out on the message board of several sport teams.
Rosalie is sending posts on the Flyers, the Islanders, the Sabres, the Red Wings and the Wild message boards. She's a real message board prostitute.
by BadHumor July 23, 2009
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Prostitution

Jason: I should do prostitution.

Tiffany: jason, I had hoped these jokes would stop now that were engaged and we’re ge

Jason: Shut the fuck yo Tiffany
by 36rats March 16, 2022
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