Podiocentric

Someone who likes standing in front of a podium.

Idk bro my English teacher created this word

Morrie is a podiocentric person.

by dollaramasn1employee February 5, 2023

Pee Position

When a man stands with his legs spread irregularly wide open as if he is peeing in a urinal.

Guy 1: dude that guy over there is totally in a pee position right now.

Guy 2: I know, right?

by Xaulbius June 29, 2010

Commode Polio

When you sit on the commode too long and your ass and/or legs go to sleep.

I've been sitting here for 45 minutes waiting on this monster turd, now I have a raging case of commode polio.

by firerescue127 August 29, 2010

Mexican Polio

The hangover after a night of drinking tequila and copping feels on prostitutes.

Yo man, I woke up with the worst Mexican Polio today. Tell your mom I said "what's up."

by Lav Dogg October 24, 2011

axe poisoning

This happens in the high school boys lockerroom when an abundance of axe is sprayed making it hard to breath and leaves side effects of headaches, overwhelming scent, and repel of anyone who comes in contact.

I think he got sent home because of axe poisoning.

by diamond glitter July 8, 2014

broomstick position

A sex position used in Harry Potter by Harry and Ron to make Hermione jealous. It is best used when riding a broom through the air and making the brooms rest very heavily against one and another while saying hi to Hagrid.

Dumbledore said "hello kids" as Harry and Ron were in 'broomstick position' above him.

by OHYESYESBABY October 1, 2018

THOT Poisoning

THOT Poisoning is a condition in which a person experiences physical and mental distress due to prolonged exposure to THOTy, slutty, bitchy, or ratchet behavior, particularly on the internet. Symptoms of this condition can sometimes resemble that of radiation or severe food poisoning. Unfortunately, THOT Poisoning is usually non-lethal but may cause extensive long-term psychological damage.

Symptoms of the condition include but are not limited to:

Headaches, Dizziness, Migraines, Indigestion, Nausea, Stomach Pain, Anhedonia, Depression, Aggressive Outbursts, Existential Anxiety, and Suicidal Ideations

The term Thot Poisoning was originally coined by YouTuber It'sAGundam on his secondary channel, "Gundam Redband", during his podcast "The privilege to bust my worthless hump". In that context, the term was used to refer to the feeling of mental unrest the YouTuber experienced after being exposed to the slutty and ratchet behavior of Twitch streamers.

Person A: Yo, did you see that THOT Alinity streamin on Twitch last night. Damn! She got them 12-year-olds all hard, misleading them, taking their parents hard earned cash 'n shit! She's gotta be stopped!

Person B: Man, that slut given me THOT poisoning! Finna get some Tylenol for this fucken headache.

by FilthySteve11 January 4, 2019