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Poodle

"That bitch is poodle, she scared to fight me"
by three8jp June 7, 2018
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Poodab

Quite literally a dab of human fecal matter. When a gullible pot head is offered a poodab, they simply agree to taking said poodab without questioning it's origin. A poodab is usually scraped fresh from the dry area of a toilet bowl (one should "gator tail" the turd to avoid moisture getting on the poo) with a flathead screwdriver. It is typically administered on an oil rig of mediocre quality. Some individuals may even be persuaded into eating the remaining poo that didn't burn, as it would have "decarbed" at this point and become edible. Eating Chipotle the night before harvesting a poodab produces the best results.
Guy A: "Dude I can't believe he actually smoked my shit..."
Guy B: "Yeah man that was unreal... Should we refer to it as a poodab or a dingle dab?"
by Skimp Lord July 19, 2019
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Stud Poodle

Straight strutting your stuff like a show dog through a party. Bagging the babes after every prance.
"I thought all these guys were total dudds, but did you see that stud poodle?"
by Stud Poodle El Nemero Uno January 1, 2012
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Drop the Poodle

"Dropping the Poodle" refers to an action in which the owner of a large dog asserts their dominance over the dog in order to get the dog to drop whats in it's mouth. Typically a smaller dog such as a poodle.

Asserting one's dominance will typically involve inserting one or two knuckles of a finger into the dogs rectum.
by nOnOreeb February 4, 2010
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Poodle

Neurotic, over privileged, middle aged white lady, with a high sense of entitlement.

These women are very skinny, and have never, ever, heard the word "No" in their lives. As soon as they do, they are reduced to shaking neurosis, as that of a an over-and-inbred puppy-mill dog. In any confrontational situation, they become timid, and are likely to 'bite' out of irrational fear alone.

These women are from middle class backgrounds, sometimes upper class (though the upper crust are rarely seen interacting in common society).

Poodles are the bane of any customer service employee.
Jeff: What was her problem?

Sarah: I know! She is such a poodle!

Tom: Check out the pantsuit on that poodle.
by laika33 June 18, 2011
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The Podfather

The Podfather is a combination of two words: Podcast and The Godfather. The Podfather is a title given to the Creator and Co-Host of the Pretty Good Podcast, Randy Wang. Given the title/nickname by radio personality Malibu Dan.
The Podfather is one his GAME! Look at all these podcasts for us to listen to!
by Tank D. Sanchez September 19, 2011
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pooder

an indearing name for an attractive female
Hey ya pooder your lookin' hott can I get some digits.
by James April 21, 2005
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