Perfect ass

Something that has been searched for by men everywhere since the beginning of time (aka: the internet)
We men scope and grope day after day, but still haven't found the legendary "perfect ass"

Guy: "Aha! I found perfect ass!"
Girl: *takes off jeans*
Guy: "Goddamnit, it's moley. Move along."

by BradlyBradbrad December 30, 2011

Podex perfectus es

Mock-Latin phrase which means "You're a complete asshole." Can be used as a very "cult" insult or to cheat somebody with a faux compliment.

Guy A: I must say "Podex perfectus es"
Guy B: What does it means?
Guy A: You are a very wise and resourceful man.
*What Guy B failed to realize is that Guy A really insulted him big time...*

by Ivlivs Caesar August 19, 2006

Perfect Serpent

To shit in perfect coil formation. Making it look like a snake or serpent.

"It looks like Mrs. Smith's dog left another perfect serpent in our yard again". "That fuckin mutt!"

by Pillard September 21, 2008

Perfunctious

illogical or ridiculous, particularly in an academic setting. can be applied ubiquitously to persons, things, situations, or facts that relate to ones current station in life

the test question was perfunctious...this class is perfunctious..."you drank 6 shots of espresso...Perfunctious!"

by Agent0027 June 27, 2007

Perfried

The burning feeling in your nose when you spend too much time at bath and body works.

My nose is so perfried from picking out perfume.

I wish salespeople would stop spraying perfume at me, it's perfrying my nostrils.

by KEMMA SLAY June 26, 2016

perfect rhyme

When two words sound exactly alike, they are considered to be a perfect rhyme. Perfect rhymes may have identical or different spellings. Hominems are examples of perfect rhymes with different spellings.

"Roses are red. Violets are blue. We can get a new couch, but not if it's blue."
Jen: "That's not a rhyme!"
Rob: "Yes it is. It's a perfect rhyme!"
Jen: "That doesn't exist!"
Rob: "Yes it does. Look it up in Urban Dictionary!"

by Rawb2k October 20, 2020

Little Miss Perfect

A song Written by Taylor Louderman. Used commonly in The Owl House fandom to represent Amity Blight.

STRAIGHT HAIR, STRAIGHT A'S, STRAIGHT FORWARD.

Timmothy: "Hey, what was that lumity song again?"
Bob: "Little Miss Perfect"

by Fartass19823 February 27, 2021