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Pencil

Yo Bill, I have a pencil up my ass
by Tittie Monster June 27, 2014
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Pencil Penis

An abnormally small and thin penis.
“Have you heard the rumor going around that Colin has a total pencil penis!!!”
by Hopoff3 December 16, 2017
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pencil fart

“Daddy my fishie names is pencil fart
by Pencil fart April 16, 2018
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Pencil Sharpener

Did you see Jimmy pencil sharpenered the nugget?
by John Green69 January 22, 2021
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stinky pencil

when a man gives a woman anal, and pulls out right before he ejactulates and writes his name in semen on her back
"why is she wiping off her back?"
"cuz i heard joe gave her a stinky pencil"
by MidgetStalker113 April 26, 2010
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Grey Pencil Creations

The best YouTuber ever. She doesn't clickbait at all. She's part of the object show community. Subscribe to her now!
I watch Grey Pencil Creations on YouTube!
by BTAUrbanDictionary September 24, 2020
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Missing your Pencil

Missing your pencil is to be extremely bitchy and pissy for no real reason. In association with PMS, but may come other than the time of the month

From the joke: you know a woman is having a bad day when her tampon is behind her ear and she's missing her pencil

may be used for both men and women
Samantha: SHIT! SHUT UP! ROAR!
Melissa: missing your pencil are we?

Wow, Mr. A. was seriously missing his pencil in class today. He gave me detention for accidentally dropping my book!
by Kenzzz March 8, 2008
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