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A Johnson Outboard

This begins with the lady furiously masturbating her gentleman's penis. At the moment of ejaculation he performs a motorboat maneuver between his good lady's breasts (pushing the breasts together whilst shaking his face between them and slobbering), thus replicating pull starting a johnson outboard on a motorboat.
She had a rack to die for, so I bought her a drink and she gave me a Johnson outboard in the toilets.
by the_bosshog March 15, 2011
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outernet

When you try to use the internet on your school's server, but all the sites you want to use are blocked.
I can't access facebook from the school's computers. I thought they had internet access, not outernet.
by mischeifmanaged December 13, 2010
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Put this Testarossa in outerstellar
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The weird part of the Internet containing things such as Tubgirl and goatsie. Typically found through Deep Web browsing.
Dave: Man, I found the weirdest website last night.
John: Were you on the Outernet again?
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Upper outies

Feeling up a chicks tits from outside the shirt, usually while sucking face after the first date and often before removing the shirt, fucking the chick, leaving after she falls asleep and not calling her again.
Guy #1 : "How did your date go with Tits McGee? Did you get any?"

Guy #2 "Fuck no! she's a cock tease!the best i got was upper outies"
by Schmeeo August 10, 2009
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outbirth

When you dont look like your brother or sister
Joe,You are a outbirth dude.
by Tyler Hiemstra January 1, 2008
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outer toons

The world's only cartoon band, performing over 100 cartoon theme songs live and original cartoony music too. Insanely talented professional musicians in costumes having fun.
What are you doing tonight?
Dude, I'm going to see the Outer Toons!
by jam February 22, 2009
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