Office Poodle

Office Poodle (noun): A type of worker in an office setting that will be the bane of your existence. Overacheiver, brown-noser, quick to run to management to report issues with everyone at the drop of a hat. An office poodle is the type of person who organizes ALL the office social functions including but not limited to: birthday celebrations, baby showers, engagement announcements, retirement toasts, and will be that person to insist everyone contributes monetarily. They will also be the person to coordinate holiday gifts to the boss, and insist everyone chip in $40 instead of $10. An office poodle may or may not know every single detail of your personal life, but they’d be the type to report you for wearing Crocs under your desk. They also would be the type to look over your shoulder while you’re scrolling Pinterest, later to put out an all staff email about “Personal device use on company time”. An office poodle will be the type to freak out over small changes that derail their routine. Imagine them pacing around in circles, wetting the floor in moments of crisis. These are the kinds of people who always look to make themselves look good to the company, but aren’t terribly concerned if it makes you look like a slacker in the process.

I rolled into work 6 minutes late with my iced coffee and the office poodle made sure to bring it up at our staff meeting that morning.

by Thatgirloverthere369 February 2, 2021

office slut

Every workplace of any substantial size has at least one official office slut. She will let any coworker do anything he wants to her anyplace and anytime, regardless of age, race, looks, or marital status. She dresses, acts, and talks like a slut. She is usually herself married.

Kathy is the official office slut where she works. Even though she is in her 50's almost every guy there has fucked her at least once. She even let a couple of 19 year old interns fuck her in her car during lunch. She always wears short skirts and thigh highs so the men have easy access to her shaved pussy and tight little asshole. Everyone knows she doesnt wear panties because Kathy gives the men a peek whenever she can. All a man has to do is call her into an office or bathroom and she bends over or spreads her legs exposing her slutty wet pussy and ass. Kathy begs them to fuck her hard and call her a dirty whore as the pump her and fill her with cum. Almost every day she goes home with jizz dripping from both her used fuckholes. One time she got caught letting the black janitor fuck her married white asshole in the basement. She was bent over with her mini skirt flipped up over her sexy ass.

by btld October 3, 2007

Drop the Obamas off at the Oval Office

1: To poop in a toilet or other round receptacle

2: Defecate regardless of political affiliation

"After eating Taco Bell, Dave had rush home in order to drop the Obamas off at the oval office."

by SoxFan2008 March 29, 2009

In My Office

A phrase used by managers / Co-owners to entice younger workers to join them in their office ... usually for rough anal sex.

This encounter will then be overseen by another manager who disagrees with such acts of deprevation and it will be mentioned at the next argument between two such bosses.

'In My Orifice' may also be used.

"In My Office" Shouts Manager

Cut to Manager being penetrated by younger work colleague in a violent manner then being overseen by more traditional style of manager.

by Dave9756 January 15, 2006

office crack

Fictitious substance that makes light of the way some office personnel can be so intellectually lacking while being so self-righteously believing themselves to be of a superior intellect to others outside the office environment.

The memo from product development to manufacturing indicating the resolve of a problem that never existed reeks of office crack.

by critter getter September 18, 2007

loan officer

works for a mortgage company

by Anonymous October 24, 2003

dole office

A Social Security office where benefit claimants go to sign for benefit payments such as dole (or unemployment benefit)

I'm off down to the dole office to pick up my cheque

by Bob the Sheep July 10, 2005