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NESter

A gamer who is devoted to NES games not only buying but playing the games. This person is not known to just buy a game to leave it on the shelf collecting dust. If a NESter buys a sealed game they will unseal it just so they can play it.
I hope my eBay auction does not get bought by a NESter.
by DarakuTenshi August 24, 2011
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noser

When tit fucking a girl, stick the tip of you're dick up her one nostril when you're about to blow you're load. If you blow good enough it should shoot out the other nostril.
Man! I gave this chick a good noser the other night!
by erratic_hondamatic_man August 22, 2003
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nostril defilement

When a man unexpectedly mounts another person's face and jams their penis into that person's nostril. After this is acheived the man urinates into the persons nostril until they are completely relieved whereupon the man exclaims "You have been defiled!!". Commonly used to describe situations of great pwnage and of great surprise.
Aaron: "Dude I can't believe he gave us that test."

Wes: "Yeah I know. I can still feel my nose burning from that nostril defilement back there."
by Dlarej December 10, 2008
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nostril sex

it's where, fucking, you rest your ballocks on spidey's momses nose right? and she's all looking at you with wide eyes, cause her oxygen (not her favorite tv channel) is getting cut off.
nostril sex == spidey's mom + anyone with a johnson
by nodemeister September 22, 2008
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NOSTRADAMUSED

the casual ability to predict events yet to happen
I nostradamused the score of the football game.
by blueboy69 February 25, 2009
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noserape

the act of a small dog..usually a jack Russell/chihuahua...whom in their excitement violate your nasal cavities.
bloody hell Taff...you noseraped me again then...you little get
by taffi's Mam December 29, 2010
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noury nostrils

When a man or woman wants a man to ejaculate into their nostrils. Usually right before climax as a surprise.
She was giving me head and right when I was about to blow she stuffed it into her nose and gave me the noury nostrils!
by TheNightMan94HJY July 6, 2019
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