tying your own noose

Knowing beforehand that whatever you're about to proceed into is doomed.

20 pounds of uncut Peruvian flake (cocaine) taped to his thighs?!? Didn't anyone clue that doofusin? That's like tying your own noose if you think youre gonna make it by the coppers through customs.

"I LL show him! " she storms out of the secret cubby hole exploding towards the bedroom door.

The Black Widow turns to her prospective new mate, while munching on her husbands head.

"That crazy leggy broad is tying her own noose, if she thinks she can untangle that love connection."

by Bags Bradley January 29, 2018

noop

to nap while pooping

Andrea: Where is Sharon?
Meagan: I think she is in the bathroom.
Andrea: She has been in there a long time, hope she is ok?
Meagan: I am sure she is fine, I think she is taking a Noop!

by purplelily8 February 20, 2013

The Noose

You have to have some seriously sagging balls to do this. Wrap your penis around the left side of the sagging balls, around the back, around to the right, to the front again and a little back to the left. Tuck your penis in between the side of your left leg and your balls. When someone looks at your package while you do this, the endstate will look like a noose around someone's head.

Instead of getting me with The Goat, I got got by The Noose.

by CassiusKarp June 23, 2010

Floopa Noopa

A fat thing with the fuckin biggest ass and a fart that smells like a piece a shit

when you go to an elephant at the zoo shout Floopa Noopa

by Kashoopa February 16, 2008

noop noop

a Whole in the rear of the body in which no entrance is desired, most of the time noted as "exit" only.

by TriangleMAN January 17, 2003

noop

a boner so hard, so hard you can't even feel it.

i have a raging noop.

by 1noop2guy3 June 6, 2011

noopy

Of, or partaining to a person with slow or retarded personality traits.

"Dude, look at how he walk!"

"I know! what a noopy

by lillebleb1313 November 27, 2011