booty napkins

Toilet Paper.

I gotta stop by the store and pick up some booty napkins. We're all out at the house.

by jenwongtattoos November 7, 2017

nature's napkins

the testicles of a male. Not female testicles. Those are ovaries.

Do not dispose of nature's napkins in the nearest trash receptacle.

The only napkins that do not need recyclin'.

"Cheetos powder? On my hands?"

"It's more likely than you think. Better use nature's napkins!"

by JimTheNickel July 3, 2009

napskin

The area between the head and shaft of male genitalia that usually collects gunk. On some occasions may smell like a 'nappy' or babies diaper.

Generally occurs on men with foreskin and those with poor hygiene.

Girl: "You have some napskin you need to clean."
Guy: "Shutup and make me a sandwich."

by 8^D October 26, 2008

Napping Nate

The act of falling asleep due to being intoxicated/inebriated. The act is usually performed at a public place such as a bar or club.

Hey Drew is pulling a Napping Nate we should prbly wake him up before he gets kicked out

by nappingnate November 16, 2010

napinar

A napinar is an exceedingly boring webinar/seminar that induces suspension of conciousness (sleep).

I thought the class I was attending would be very exciting and informative but quickly turned into an extended napinar.

by Marketing Guru May 17, 2011

napink

normally a girl who constantly demands attention, stating,

napink sees anpo ignoring her so she says, uhhhh meeeeeee, anpo meee.

by inca88 January 9, 2013

Napin'

Vaping naked

Yo, don't come in mom. I'm napin'

by Tug69946 October 6, 2016