napskin

an open wound with pieces of napkin stuck on it because you don't have a proper band-aid so you instead use a napkin

jen: ouch, i tripped on a log and scraped my knee!
ME: here put this napkin on it
jen: i don't want no napskin!
ME: i'll pretend i know what that means

by bren ton August 30, 2010

napskin

The area between the head and shaft of male genitalia that usually collects gunk. On some occasions may smell like a 'nappy' or babies diaper.

Generally occurs on men with foreskin and those with poor hygiene.

Girl: "You have some napskin you need to clean."
Guy: "Shutup and make me a sandwich."

by 8^D October 26, 2008

Napskin

Napskins are your eyelids - the helper of naps. You close the napskins to take a mini vacation from awakeness.

I'm really tired, so I'm just going to close the napskins and go to nightmare land with the candyman.

by beescashnapster August 16, 2024