Douche Bag Mikey

1. An overprotective man who thinks the world is out to hack into his server running off of a dialup connection and a 200MHz processor.

2. Can't tell where the man ends and his boss begins!

This guy is so anal, we might as well call him Douche Bag Mikey.

by Uh... June 26, 2003

MYKE

This is what the men in kebab shops call you.

Instead of saying 'mate would you like salad on your kebab' they say 'MYKE would you like salad on your kebab' prenounced 'MIKE'

by Teksta69 January 24, 2008

Mikey

A Mikey is someone who has a tiny penis (2inch)

I mikey'd that girl and she was not pleased

by Bhasus March 25, 2016

mikey hans

The most beutiful man in the world,has a gigantic penis,and makes many people jealous of his large penis
all the women desire a mikey hans.

stevie: oh my fucking god i was in the locker room and this kid had a penis so big!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
johnie: ohh he must be a "mikey hans"

by sarah trast April 14, 2009

Mikey's Way

A pedophile who gets children to come to his traverse by giving them rocks from central park.

Hey little girl, I have a Mikey's way? its a pretty rock... i got it in central park. You know you want it..

by Evy. July 5, 2010

Mikey

Mikey is a savage,gangsat, and good at sports.He will cross your ankles.He good at 2k and madden.This nigga smh

Jahir:Oh shit my ankles are broken
Mikey:Thats right nigga I'm savage

by Big Dxddy March 18, 2017

Mikey

Mikey. That's his "cool" nickname. Mikey is a popular kid but what everyone doesnt see is how rude he is. He's a total player and he picks out peoples flaws amd holds it against them for however long he pleases. You definitley don't wanna be this kids friend and you most CERTAINLEY dont wanna be his girlfriend.

"Ugh that kid is such a player"

"He sounds like a Mikey"

"Yeah i wouldn't be suprised if that was his name"

by Mystery Person thingy August 19, 2017