m0rtality

The best person in the world

Pugking isn't the best in the world, m0rtality is

by Marcus Herring December 5, 2012

mortar

When a women farts and it is very loud and smelly

Did you hear that?
Yeah, that bitch let out a mortar.

by LIAM CURRAN January 6, 2005

Martavious

A person who only feed you lies just to leave you at the end.

Martavious is a lier

by Miraclemia December 8, 2018

Martard

An aspiting martyr who is so retarded that he claims only his own life in pursuit of killing others.

That suicide bomber who killed himself in Stockholm was a total martard!

by Joe the Plumber 123 December 14, 2010

Mortal Combatting

When your girl is giving you head and right before you bust she yells "FINISH HIM!" and you blast in her mouth. She flies back and plays dead on the floor while you FINISH on her chest, face, etc...

Hey, are you into Mortal Combatting?

by Brasher357 December 16, 2015

Marta

The most schmutzig girl in all of zee world

Guy 1: Oh that girl she is a Marta. Sehr Schmutzig ja!
Guy 2: oh ja?
Guy 1: jaa!

by g dog 1 April 10, 2019

mortal god

what a joke.

by Anonymous February 19, 2003