Mong Kok

A Chinese takeaway with an unfortunate name

Got a phat Chinese takeaway from Mong Kok last night

by Cheeki Breeki incarnate May 11, 2021

King Mong

King of Idiots with relations to a squad mate on PUBG (Playerunknown's Battlegrounds).
The squad idiot.

The fuck we have a king mong on this squad eh?

You know if we follow this king mong, we gonna die yeah?
LMAO! King Mong died before we did.

by Ohio-Jack May 24, 2019

MONG

An intellectual being who occasionally shits themselves, mong

Irem is a mong

by Mshockarif February 23, 2022

Mong

A word used in place of retard or spastic. Can mean unattractive.

Generally classed as outdated or politically incorrect to say.

Oh my days you just bumped into a wheelie bin you fucking mong

by Wildlings September 24, 2020

Mong

People who wear light up earrings

Look at that dudes earring

- yeh what a mong

by Mboiz May 14, 2018

Mong

Adj. Lacking in physical and cerebal ability. General retardation.

Generally: a total spastic

Stitchcraft is a mong

by ThemeParkMan September 26, 2018

Mong

BMW Driver

"That Mong acts like a brick wall when I try to overtake him"

by Drivarded February 19, 2024