molestache

A cheesy mustache that gives the wearer the appearance of a stereotypical 1970s child molester.

John's new molestache makes me want to hide my kid whenever I see him

by delapine April 30, 2010

Reverse Molesting

The act of giving someone their virginity when they are born.
Once you are born, your mother reverse molests you and gives you your virginity. You can only be reverse molested once, unless you are reborn.

"What are you doing?"
"I'm reverse molesting my new born child!"

by Awe S. Ome November 2, 2012

Turkey Neck molester

a dumbass who acts like they are the smartest person in the world knowing they are a piece of shit to everyone else and they are also dumb as hell

Steven and this boy named Ross are some Turkey Neck Molesters

by Birdkilla05 October 8, 2003

acting molestor

Used to poke fun at someone who gloats about his power as an acting manager to his colleagues and is dating a very young girl.

Yo Al, Jim is the acting manager, don't make fun of him.
Nah, he's the acting molestor because he's dating an 8 year old.

by oads December 22, 2009

molestacore

Pig-face, Kelly Osborne (the fake one), the girl phillip boob-raped, the one that wears pink bandannas to be cool, the one who must die for the well being of the world

"Hey Little girl, you want some candy...oh no! its you! MOLESTACORE!"

by yoo no November 11, 2003

Molestache

verb. To be molested by one with a molestache.

J Barn was molestached by that guy in Italy!

by L Good May 30, 2007

Molested

Can be used as an adjective to describe the retard.

Did you get molested?

No.

I got molested.

by Hym Iam December 6, 2020