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Moist Grundle

Soppingly Moist Sweaty gooch.
Matt: *Going down on the coochie*.
Her: Whats wrong?
Matt: My tongue slipped down in your taint, i'd say you got a Moist Grundle.

Ronin: Damn bro you shat on that kid!
Matt: Its all About my Moist Grundle.
by Dakooter November 22, 2021
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moist tart

She's a lovely moist tart wot inspires wankers.
by lennyschafer August 17, 2016
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moist cake

the tastiness and deliciousness of properly hydrated baked goods
Daisy devoured the delectably moist cake with her dolphins.
by Harold795 December 11, 2007
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Moist Sandwich

The greatest sex move known to mankind. It is said that even Chuck Norris cant handle the delicate procedure of the moist sandwich. Requires a live cobra, a temperpedic, a cow prod, several feet of rope, and a tub of elephant semen.
Jeff: hey, why's Bob walking like that?

Jim: he tried doing a moist sandwich, and got his penis cut off.....

Jeff:....ouch....
by U.R.Mom April 20, 2011
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moist loaf

"ooh, look at that pussy walking down those stairs. Look at her moist loaf jiggle".
by gay vicar October 30, 2007
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Moist cookies

When you dip your balls into a person's mouth while they're sleeping and wake them up so they wake up to your balls in their mouth
Person 1: dude, I'm gonna give him some moist cookies
by Moist cookies November 7, 2014
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moist off

to ejaculate. sloppily.
I'm gonna moist off on Sally while she's sleeping
by StealsyourstereO November 12, 2006
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