Sexual Moans

A noise made by a male or female when they perform sexual intercose.

Mark: Wheres tod?

Jimmy: He's fucking Julia in the closet, you can hear the sexual moans from a mile away.

*from the closet next to them*
Julia: AHHHHH OHH BABY OH YEAH FUCK YESSS OHHHHHHHH GIVE ME MORE DADDY OHHH

Mark: Umm... I'm gonna leave now...

by Large-pp August 1, 2019

Moaning Zombie

An entertaining way of concluding business during sex. Ensure you are banging a girl (preferably someone who loves you) from behind, and then spit on their back.

Proceed to pulling out of your partners quim, spinning her around and then hitting her in the face with the money shot. Her reaction will be the perfect impression of a moaning zombie (as in, cum = melting flesh, moan in response to your actions).

Yesterday, I moaning zombie'd your mum.

This fat bitch was fucking me off during sex, so I hit her with the moaning zombie.

by evil_moses January 10, 2009

Momner

Getting a boner when you’re around your mom.

I was thinking about that hot night I had on the way to the store with my mom and totally got a Momner.

by Max Powers 1983 November 9, 2009

Moaned in delight

Moaning happily because you are being fucked in the ass hard and dry

Last night I moaned in delight so much - said by Georgenotfound

by thatoneclownygurl October 17, 2021

Brown snake moan

The cry of agony that accompanies a particularly painful bowel movement.

"I don't know what i ate last night, but I definitely had the brown snake moan this morning."

"I had the brown snake moan so bad I swore it was coming out sideways."

by J.Teezy November 28, 2009

momance

Mutual admiration of another man's moustache. This often occurs during 'Movember' (a new initiative whereby men grow moustaches during the month of November in aid of male charities).

During this period men can often be found having deep and meaningful conversations about their new facial hair the toilet.

Dude, did you check those fags having momance in the pisser?
Yeah moustaches are so gay.

Ewww those guys look like rapists!
Yeah they're having momantic moment.

by HookDog January 27, 2010

Moana

- a Disney princess
- a shortened pronounciation for marijuana

I ordered a Moana theme cake for my daughter's birthday, they gave me a marijuana cake instead.

by -anonymous15 August 4, 2019