nigger mittens

Hands, usually palms of large proportion

My brother doesn't have big hands but compared to me, he has nigger Mittens

by Jonathan Fourtwenty Blaze August 30, 2016

Mittens

A slang term used to describe a man's testicles.

"Suck on deez Mittens!"

"Dave got kicked right in the mittens!"

by Oliofreak March 28, 2008

meine Mittel der Kennzeichnung

englishMe it's me...I speak in back translated gibberish on message boards that never makes much sense, and I sign my name with types of boxes translated into german/english

Ich spiele nicht wasser-polo mehr,
Mein Pferd ertrinkt!
- ICH

I am meine Mittel der Kennzeichnung, and my name means, "my name here", sincerly yours, Schuhkasten

by meine Mittel der Kennzeichnung September 13, 2004

crotch mittens

To provide temporary relief whilst having cold hands; it is the use of a crotchal area, usually ones own, to use said crotch as a radiating heat source to envelope and warm ones hands.

Robyn's fingers were so cold from the blistering Chicago winter that she asked her boyfriend "do you have any gloves I can borrow?" Paul said "No", but suggested to Robyn "why don't you just stick your hands down your crotch for warmth, or better yet use mine as crotch mittens."

by Crusher33 March 7, 2010

hows your mittens

a saying used to piss of your opponent whilst playing COD4

person 1 "hows your mittens"
person 2 "shut the f up"

by sheeno7 July 6, 2008

Mintendoland

The best tiktoker ever and the #1 Minho stan

-"hey who's ur favourite tiktoker?"
-"definitely mintendoland"

by Nsnsbs December 21, 2020

Mittens

Old time hockey slang for hockey gloves. Used to describe old hockey equiptment, or sound old-time describing new equiptment.

Hey Martin, let's grab our lumber so we know how it feels in our new pair of mittens.

by oldtimepuck April 29, 2005