Similar to Wheel of Fortune, but rather than having a chance to win, you will lose or get something shitty all of the time. Also another good phrase for Roulette.
Sam decided to spin the Wheel of Misfortune, but lost every time.
Jim went to the casino to play the good ol' Wheel of Misfortune and lost his house, car, and kidney because of his debt.
Jim went to the casino to play the good ol' Wheel of Misfortune and lost his house, car, and kidney because of his debt.
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the act of taking a female from behind at a rapid pace...so rapid that your penis makes a full exit and inadvertantly, unexpectedly, and uninvitedly enters her balloon knot.
by nadwick6 March 23, 2007
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John: Haha Chet, that isn't a girl, that's a mister sister
Chet: A what?
John: A mister sister. A shemale. A tranny. You gettin' it?
John: Haha Chet, that isn't a girl, that's a mister sister
Chet: A what?
John: A mister sister. A shemale. A tranny. You gettin' it?
by SHMOSEPH May 8, 2013
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by Yak October 12, 2003
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by unluckyness November 22, 2010
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