douche miner

To mine for douches. A literal worker who wakes up, grabs a pick axe, and heads off to mine for douches. Same as a gold miner, but with douches.

Fred: I fucking hacksawed your mom's ass last night!

Joe: Well you're a douche miner!

by Razor7 June 11, 2006

Irish Miner

The act of one wearing jeans with no underwear on.

There wasn't any underwear in my drawer, so I had to pull an Irish Miner to go walk down to Roy Rogers.

by mr leperchaun June 25, 2020

poop miner

when a guy is diging for brown gold in a male or females ass

"farmer was poop mining in jareds ass last night while watching "shaw shank redeamtion" fags"

by paul September 19, 2003

Coal miners daughter

While engaging in a "69" the male on top sits up and punches their femal partner in the gutt. This causes the woman to sit up in to the anus while gasping for air.

Last night in the heat of the moment I gave Steph a coal miners daughter.

by Tim Bernard March 31, 2008

Chilean Miner

when a girl goes down the shaft and stays 'til Christmas

Oh, Randy, you're so noble and if you carry out your cause, I'll give you a Chilean Miner.

by Proboterror September 4, 2010

Minerals

Money

You don't have the minerals for that car

by 123dip June 12, 2011

minervini

a vacuum cleaner filled with Italian desserts and pasta in an Autoshop.

me: he's not a vacuum cleaner! or pasta! or a dessert!
courtney: wait! wait! he's a vacuum cleaner filled with Italian desserts and pasta in an Autoshop!!
me: yes, that's the true definition of a 'minervini'!

by Jess&Courtneyy May 15, 2009