midgislide

1.) A sexual act and concept where 5 midgets, or little people, are standing over the slip-n-slide mat, front to back, while you jump and slide down it - esentially getting teabagged by 5 little men. This concept was created in Osaka, Japan, and is starting to become repected throughout the south-asian community.
2.) A line of naked female midgets stand on top of a slip-n-slide, and grown men take turns peeing on them until all of the females have slipped off their feet, somewhat like pins in a bowling lane.

"By the time the fourth ball sack hit me in the nose, I was risen with excitement. I never expected a midgislide to be so enthralling"

by nawcom November 16, 2006

Midget Starfish

A sexual act where five legless midgets lay on there backs, with their nubbs touching in a star pattern. Then someone will fuck all five midget dicks at one time.

My co-worker Henry Delano told me about his sick Midget Starfish fuck orgy fettish.

by RaiseHell925 October 24, 2009

midgum tush

a man of short stature
sometimes known as a douche

Matt is such a midgum tush

by Haywood Jabloweme July 9, 2004

midgejunchkin

used derogatorily, combination of a midget and a munchkin, often used to describe exceptionally short children

Did you see those little midgejunchkins in the parking lot staring at us?

by Gray Son August 17, 2007

midgaplay

a midget who tries to be a player.

An example of midgaplay is a certain member of Phi Delta Theta at Washington State University in Pullman Washington or simply anyone who tries to be a player when they are actually like 2 feet tall. "oh he's cute" *stands up* "oh but hes a midgaplay"

by gocougs25 September 29, 2009

midgecock

when a young gentleman or unfortunately small being has been blessed with a minute and pencil like penis, the individual can also suffer from virginity

Pauly the 4ft man had a massive midgecock

by joellyhollings September 25, 2011

midgeter

Smaller than the other midgets in town. Also applicable to short people that expresses joy when they discover a person shorter than themselves.

OMG! She's midgeter than me!

by putinbiscuitproject October 22, 2013